talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
Randomize