accomplished twins. life is a go
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
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