last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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