Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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