i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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