I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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