Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
I need water and some morals
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
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