Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
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