Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
Randomize
