oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
The Olympian is in my bed
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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