Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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