Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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