i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
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