can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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