Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
i just had sex bonerless
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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