so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
When are your genitals available?
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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