ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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