All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I wish my penis had an off switch
Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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