dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
Randomize
