So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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