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Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
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