i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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