Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
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