Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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