your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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