imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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