fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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