question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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