Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
