I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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