I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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