In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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