Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.

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(336): View more from North Carolina

just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class

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(713): View more from Texas

Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.

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(347): View more from New York

The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.

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(734): View more from Michigan

I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed

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(607): View more from New York

Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."

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WTF? Are you mittens?

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(305): View more from Florida

Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex

(813): View more from Florida

Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!

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