We need to rekindle our bromance
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
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