The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
That's when you crack a 10am beer
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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