just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
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