If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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