Christians are straight up FREAKS
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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