Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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