Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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