I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
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