I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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