i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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