yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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