i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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