i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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