he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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