But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Randomize