You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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