going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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