yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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