Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
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