did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
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